It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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