I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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