the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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