next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
