Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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