That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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