dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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