Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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