Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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