the condom got lost in my hair
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
