she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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