Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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