just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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