He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Can I color on your dick again?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
