We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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