if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
A+ Viking dick
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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