I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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