Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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