her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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