so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We got so high we made milksteak
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize