So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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