Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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