i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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