He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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