i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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