I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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