If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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