My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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