the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You're like the curious george of whores
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
