mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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