WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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