i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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