you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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