haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
