I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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