This girl is more easily done than said...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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