He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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