two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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