i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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