hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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