the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
false alarm. still invincible.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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