return my video game
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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