Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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