There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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