It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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