my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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