He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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