i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
