Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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