I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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