STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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