Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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