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(434): View more from Virginia

he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him

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(248): View more from Michigan

Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."

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(845): View more from New York

Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk

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(919): View more from North Carolina

sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

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(408): View more from California

He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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(302): View more from Delaware

It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.

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(925): View more from California

Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.

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