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(415): View more from California

some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.

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(415): some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting. http://tfl.nu/ppub

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(682): View more from Texas

why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?

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(682): why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube? http://tfl.nu/dci4

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(716): View more from New York

Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?

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(716): Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil? http://tfl.nu/jfob

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?

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(413): YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to? http://tfl.nu/cdfm

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(214): View more from Texas

More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings

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(214): More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings http://tfl.nu/n37n

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(847): View more from Illinois

If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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(847): If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it http://tfl.nu/cx6g

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.

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(865): He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW. http://tfl.nu/b38y

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(473): View more from Grenada-Carib

Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.

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(473): Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year. http://tfl.nu/y5js

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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.

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(+82): I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea. http://tfl.nu/vo0h

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(925): View more from California

she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out

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this was your mom?

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(925): she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out (1-925): this was your mom? http://tfl.nu/x3f7

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(949): View more from California

i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.

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(949): i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed. http://tfl.nu/mfiw

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(541): View more from Oregon

next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME

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(541): next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME http://tfl.nu/v34b

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.

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The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.

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(859): He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it. (859): The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders. http://tfl.nu/g672

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know

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(908): We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know http://tfl.nu/8q22

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(719): View more from Colorado

I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree

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it happenes

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(719): I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree (1-719): it happenes http://tfl.nu/m4ky

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