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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.

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• (805): View more from California

  you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?

  (613): View more from Ontario

  you're kidding right?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"

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• (631): View more from New York

  She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm turning into an adult here.

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  Adults touch each other's special zones.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!

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