so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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